I’ve definitely mentioned before how bad I am at grass. I can plant a huge vegetable garden, I have flower gardens in every corner of my yard, I can keep dozens of houseplants alive for years… but I continue to fail at grass. Here’s my latest laughable moment with the grass:
Do you see that? Look closer…
Yes friends, my lawn is striped!! I put down fertilizer/weed killer a few weeks back. I read the directions for the broadcast spreader carefully, and made sure to overlap per the directions… and yet, I have a striped lawn.
To make things even funnier (or not), this week I discovered that the dark green (well-fertilized) stripes grow twice as fast as the light green (unfertilized) stripes. Awesome. Good work.
The moral of the story… I don’t actually know if there is a moral to that story, it just made me laugh. and contemplate fertilizing the light green stripes sometime this weekend.